Orbiting the Giant Hairball

by May 20, 2006

Recent travels have taken me through Gordon MacKenzie’s Orbiting the Giant Hairball, a tale of retaining creativity within the confines of corporate bureaucracy.

MacKenzie charts his thirty years at Hallmark Cards with landmarks that helped him navigate a corporate structure ill suited for members of the creative class. His observations and anecdotes are great inspiration for designers (and other creative yolk) dealing with the hairball that is a large corporation.

  • From cradle to grave, the pressure is on to be normal.
  • Those who somehow side-step that pressure and let their genius show are customarily ridiculed, reviled or otherwise discountenanced.
  • When you were very young you had at least a fleeting notion of your own genius and were just waiting for some authority figure to come along and validate it for you.
  • It is not the business of authority figures to validate genius, because genius threatens authority.
  • As an adult, you can choose to become your own authority figure. As such, you will be in a position to redeem the creative genius in you that was put to sleep.
  • To tap the ability to create, you must soar into the thin air of the blue sky –where it is possible “to bring into existence” from nothing an original concept.
  • A concrete world where precedents take precedence is a reality more to a Hairball’s [corporation’s] liking. A world honey-combed with the established guidelines, techniques, methodologies, systems, and equations that are the heart of a Hairball’s gravity.
  • To find orbit around a corporate Hairball is to find a place of balance where you benefit from the physical, intellectual, and philosophical resources of the organization without becoming entombed in the bureaucracy of the institution.
  • Orbiting is responsible creativity: vigorously exploring and operating beyond the Hairball of the corporate mindset, beyond “accepted models, patterns, or standards” –all the while remaining connected to the spirit of the corporate mission.
  • Sometimes when you see a colleague whose job seems easy, you may be witnessing a champion at play.
  • If an organization wishes to benefit from its own creative potential, it must be prepared to value the vagaries of the immeasurable as well as the certainties of the measurable.

What else would you like to know?